Friday, July 18, 2014

Things they really should teach in school

So... on line dating and getting back out there etc... It has been an interesting few weeks. I decided to try the on line dating because, if I was honest with myself, I probably believed a lot of what not romeo had said/implied, about no one else ever wanting me and I needed to get my mojo back. A few weeks in, I have gained some very valuable insights: 1, it is very unlikely that any man would actually refuse to sleep with you based on your looks, provided that sex is the only effort they have to make. What men are not as keen to invest in you is their time. Essentially "She is not my type" or "There just was no spark" does not mean "I wouldn't give her one" just "I wouldn't be bothered paying for dinner for the pleasure" So ladies, despite everything that society has told you, it is not the fact that you are not skinny, it is the fact that men are lazy creatures causing the problem. This is obviously good news if all you want is a tumble and really don't want to have to invest in him - embrace your inner sexy minx, take the dumb, cute one home and throw him out when you are done with him....if you are so inclined. 2, Men really have no idea, or no interest in what actually turns women on. Can someone please take guys aside and tell them that sending a woman a picture of your erection, unless specifically requested, is just going to give her and her mates a good laugh, yes, I mean it, we share everything with our mates. Please don't delude yourself into thinking all these women are getting excited over your picture, we are genuinely laughing and also genuinely a bit sad that men still don't get how not erotic that is. I feel like a mommy explaining something to a toddler "Use your words" If you want to engage in some erotic banter, use your bloody words, verbal descriptions work far better than pictures for women and good verbal descriptions will get you a lot closer to the picture of her boobs that you are hoping for... 3, Please don't, I cannot emphasis this enough, engage with men who put pictures of their children up on dating websites! Ask yourself exactly what are they looking for if that is what they are putting up, seriously it is just creepy. Definition of a bad dad: one who is willing to exploit his child's privacy and dignity by posting their picture on a hook up website. 4, Website Language is very specific, and men and women understand it completely differently. For example, my profile states that I am interested in dating, primarily because "Wants a Relationship" sounded like the biological clock was ticking and I had already booked the venue for the big day, oh and because I don't want one, I just want to meet some fun people. What I did not know is that "Interested in dating" actually translates to "send me pictures of your erection and let me know what lunch time hotel we are going to meet in for meaningless sex, no I don't need to know your name or even to see if you are remotely non-troll like prior to getting my knickers off". So while my mojo is definitely back, I am not even sure I want it any more!

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